I like noodles and Faygo

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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Everything we learn, we learn after school, like guns and girls and drugs and booze.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

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*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

gottachasepigeons:

art buddies are sO IMPORTANT

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

perfect road trip playlist:

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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SCREAMS THERES A VERY LARGE SPIDER SOMEWHERE IN MY ROOM AND I COULDNT KILL IT IT FUCKING JUMPED TO THE FLOOR AND IM TOO AFRAID TO LOOK FOR IT ITS GOING TO FUICKINGKILL ME IN MY SLEEP OHGOD

albabutter:

"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

Pirate King* Elizabeth

slyfishcake:

FANGIRL CHALLENGE → [5/10] Movies: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World 

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it."