fun fact: you don’t cure anxiety by telling me that there’s nothing to worry about
Let’s not forget who the original creep kids were.
happy birthday someone
meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store
everything in his cart is juice
People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers